Frank Lesser apologizes for this photo,
which makes him look
like
a clown from a Fellini film.

Frank Lesser is a director, and Frank Lesser is a writer. However, Frank Lesser did not write "Guys and Dolls," or any other musicals-- you are thinking of Frank Loesser, who is dead (which Frank Lesser is not). Frank Lesser is a German software programmer, but that's a different Frank Lesser (seriously, Google, be a little more discriminating).

If you are looking for Frank Lesser on Google, do not mistake him for the German. Also, do not think he has anything to do with "Anne Frank's lesser-known writings." This is a joke Google is playing on Frank, which Frank secretly believes is in poor taste.

Frank Lesser is the only child of two only parents. He was born in Columbus, Ohio, and lived there during early childhood. Mid-childhood, he attended Brown University, where he majored in film (although they use a fancier word). Currently in late-childhood, he lives in Brooklyn, New York, and writes network TV promos, which non-promo-writing people call "commercials." He also writes humor for Jest magazine, and fiction for the world.

Read Frank Lesser's résumé. It will make you cry.